basedgosh:

im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via georgia-dream)

disgustinganimals:

sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

did you pay for this? did you grow this watermelon?

(via imstephenkingoftheworld)

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

turdqu0ize:

keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

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misbeliefs:

my life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes

(via rvanz)

(Source: its-annie-lee)

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phosphorescentt:

my boyfriend is the coolest

I’ve lost weight, gained weight, I wear makeup, heavier makeup, no makeup, fancy clothes, sweatpants, shaved, unshaved, he thinks I’m hot and wants to f me all the time anyway.

that’s how boyfriends should always act.

(via becausesportsarethebest)

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

(via cowboys-andangels)