im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

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Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

did you pay for this? did you grow this watermelon?

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keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit


keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit

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my life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and it’s just me laughing at my own jokes

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my boyfriend is the coolest

I’ve lost weight, gained weight, I wear makeup, heavier makeup, no makeup, fancy clothes, sweatpants, shaved, unshaved, he thinks I’m hot and wants to f me all the time anyway.

that’s how boyfriends should always act.

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you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

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